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ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.15/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm, #177921
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm, #177915
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm, #177914
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


PHILOSOPHY -




PROTECTION -


TAGS: life time female joke quote double entende password virus free
Rating: 3.82/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:55 pm, #214221
Im more worried about how much spam is in it


RIGHT RIGHT -


TAGS: mer 9 movie quotes clockwork orange
Rating: 4/5

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Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:24 am, #206254
I'm singin' in the rain...5L
TokinFire - December 10, 2010, 5:04 am, #206233
Real mo-fukkin' horrowshow, oh my brother.
whatukno - June 3, 2010, 3:52 am, #178910
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.
TokinFire - March 10, 2010, 10:47 pm, #163791
Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Godammit. Oh, excellent poster, oh my brother.
thatonechick - March 9, 2010, 6:21 pm, #163480
5 rehabilitations for A Clockwork Orange.


LADY OF THE LAKE -


TAGS: monty python movie quote a day late
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:42 pm, #163779
Well, how'd she become lady of the lake? 5L


GODZILLA - "It is in the interest of the commonwealth of mankind that there should be someone who is unconquered. . ." - Seneca




WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD - Deep down all Blues Men are angels




PURE EVIL -




REALITY -




WISE GUY HUH -


TAGS: seagulls blues brothers quote
Rating: 4.19/5

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agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:27 pm, #195092
Daaaaaaa gulz.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 5:13 pm, #195044
"goon" fits pretty well ;)


ULTIMATE EVIL -




JUDGE SMAILS - "Well, the world needs ditch diggers too!"


TAGS: movie quotes caddyshack
Rating: 3/5

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GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:49 pm, #163497
Airman...............FTW!!!
Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:47 pm, #163494
It's easy to grin when your ship comes in
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:41 pm, #163492
5 Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.


SECRET ETERNAL YOUTH -




WHY SO SERIOUS -


TAGS: yoko quote funny cubby
Rating: 4.61/5

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Alfredogarcia - November 18, 2010, 9:18 pm, #203003
I thought Yoko Ono was a man??
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:10 pm, #197045
hahahahahachangeyouravatar
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 11:08 pm, #197044
Me, I actually make a joke out of it by saying "Atten hut!"
culos - October 5, 2010, 4:10 am, #196835
Aren't all British men????
agdaniele - October 5, 2010, 1:16 am, #196826
John Lennon was gay?
animeenthusiast - October 5, 2010, 12:34 am, #196819
Hate Yoko Ono, love Yoko Matsugane.
AdmiralAckbar - October 4, 2010, 10:26 pm, #196807
I took a dump and not only was it better looking that Yoko it had a better singing voice.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 8:56 pm, #196778
my left shoe is better looking than Yoko
Cubbybear - October 4, 2010, 8:55 pm, #196776
Note...Better looking than Yoko


TEST THE BOUNDARIES -




SHERIFF BART -


TAGS: mar 9 movie quotes blazing saddles
Rating: 4.36/5

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Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:26 pm, #168121
lol 5/5
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:25 pm, #168120
Are you saying I'm a...grass pilot?
Hasbunmb - March 10, 2010, 2:35 pm, #163669
Baby please, I am not from Havana!
Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:46 pm, #163493
5 Schnitzengrubens LOL
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:29 pm, #163486
And you're cheifly at fault for it, Grey!!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:25 pm, #163481
"what?!? the moderators are queer?"...;). 5L


LIARS -


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.87/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm, #197740
5 nibbles for Bruce!


AWARENESS -




LIFE -




DARK SIDE -


TAGS: life time human nature good evil jekyll hyde quote
Rating: 3.39/5

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Musashi - February 17, 2010, 12:14 am, #158610
Love it, great book, better show, and it's the only reason i have ever watched BBC-A


REFORM -




TEHOZ -


TAGS: roast a n00b day not gonna babysit this one alien vs predator quote iceman
Rating: 4.64/5

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TehOz - March 17, 2011, 1:31 am, #214475
LOLZ! fantastic!


TEMPTATION -


TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl sexy fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.42/5

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redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm, #160868
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D


PRICE -


TAGS: life time female joke shirt quote reward rolex sex bitch priceless
Rating: 2.53/5

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rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:27 pm, #167896
wear a "Folex", after you bang her she will tell you she used to be a man.
JLBachs - March 29, 2010, 7:37 pm, #167883
Timex maybe...........


ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff.




SWEET QUOTES -




HIGHSCHOOL -


TAGS: the new guy quote highschool
Rating: 4.61/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 1:10 pm, #184748

Amsome. 5L


TRUE FRIEND - Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read


TAGS: groucho marx quote happy birthday
Rating: 4.58/5

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MilDoc - March 17, 2011, 4:12 pm, #214517
I stand corrected. Thx IP!
IllicoPresto - March 11, 2011, 11:38 pm, #214064
Actually, Grouch Marx said it.
MilDoc - March 11, 2011, 12:55 pm, #214042
Nice Mark Twain quote.


DUCT TAPE -




SWEET QUOTES - If you can't take a joke... STAY OFF THE INTERNET. - Moooooooooooooooo -


TAGS: forum thread post quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.13/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 10:27 pm, #187154
I forgive you TTH.
TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 9:40 pm, #187152
This is obviously a tank. Yup, big ole tank. Take your own advice. PS. Tankity tank tank tank Tankarooo!


CANS - He hates these cans


TAGS: movie quotes
Rating: 3.83/5

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Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 4:23 pm, #163681
All I need is this chair...
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 3:42 am, #163603
Great line!


DO YOU FEEL LUCKY...WELL DO YA PUNK? - I ain't that lucky...I will catch something




SOULMATES -




THIS MAN - Is not John Lennon. and now, for something completely different...




1776 - I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress!


TAGS: john adams movie quotes
Rating: 4.54/5

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MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:39 am, #163843
Too true Captain....either that or they become the Aussie Labor Government. LOL Well done with the poster 5L's
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 12:31 pm, #163654
I like it!
lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 12:28 am, #163578
5 fat pork barrel for my captain!!!
Treehodger - March 9, 2010, 11:51 pm, #163575
I had to read that three times to get it. Reading and math should never go together. Lol, but still nice one.


GO AHEAD...MAKE MY DAY - I'm sure they made your day too! Go Team Moose-knuckle


TAGS: movie quotes
Rating: 4.19/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:48 pm, #167571
@ Cubby , ill give u the 2 on the outside, but the 3 cougers are mines =] and dont worry , ill have 911 on speed dial if u dont show up in a week XD// 5L,btw


EXPERIENCE -


TAGS: life time woman pregnancy problem surprise joke sex quote
Rating: 3.6/5

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LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 3:36 pm, #154996
I'd hit it! Wait...I think I already did.


LESSONS -


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.58/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 3:53 pm, #150127
Hitler was not a Jew but his father was. There is no such thing as a half Jew. Hitler killed everyone that opposed him. Stalin killed more than hitler did. Either way if something is not done about numb nuts in Iran we could all have issues.


GOD CREATED THE FLIRT -




HEY PAUL! - Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard! You FUCKING BASTARD!


TAGS: guess the movie quote
Rating: 3.36/5

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Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 4:54 pm, #163686
American Psycho FTW! +5 I have to return some videotapes.
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 1:12 am, #163587
I never liked that movie


LIFE -




ISLAM OFFENSE -




CURIOSITY -




GOVERNMENT - "...is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." --Ronald Reagan




QUOTE MINING - When removing from context is the only way to make your case deleted deleted




SNAKE AND DOVE -




I WATCHED -




IMPORTANCE - Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. Especially, if we can watch it on YouTube.




DECEPTION -


TAGS: usual suspects movie quote day
Rating: 4.21/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 4:31 pm, #182868
poster was nice dude but the comeback.....lmfao,.
fred - March 13, 2010, 11:04 pm, #164504
ad hominem attack? So persuasive!
Faceplant31 - March 12, 2010, 6:15 pm, #164105

Wow Fred, thanks for clearing that up. Go back to beatin off to the Lord of the Rings. Thanks
fred - March 12, 2010, 5:43 pm, #164104
Oh noes! Be afraid of the mythical pretty man! Oh wait, that's right, I'm not retarded. I see this image, with the non-human pupil, refers to the forest god, demonified by the Church in their competition against the main opposition in Europe.


PIZZA -


TAGS: pizza hutt leno quote cubby
Rating: 4.11/5

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Tarapin - April 5, 2011, 9:39 pm, #215350
RIP Dom DeLuise.
agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 9:47 pm, #215322
Sound logic. Pizza the Hut!


ADDING TO YOUR MISERY -




THE SIEGFRIED OATH -




CESSATION -


TAGS: we own the night movie quote day
Rating: 3.95/5

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BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:39 pm, #163454
I hear ya man...but 5 Poodles is a good number to work with


E.T. PHONE HOME.... - Too bad he was put on hold




W.C. FIELDS - “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.”




LUBE -




MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend ...inside a dog it's too dark to read


TAGS: man s best friend logic dude quote
Rating: 3.2/5

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GySgt1811 - April 18, 2010, 5:14 pm, #172008
Shame on you...go apologize to Graucho!


YOU MUST FIGHT THEM DJ - Every day they will test you! Every day they will PUSH you to the BRINK.




PRESIDENTIAL HUMOR - "Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement." Ronald Reagan, at a press conference


TAGS: ronald reagan politics press conference homur republican republicans quotes
Rating: 3.13/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 4:12 am, #179383

You're still not funny


FETISH -




MARRIAGE -




WARNING -




LINEMEN -




PERSPECTIVE -




PREVENTION -




DESTINY -




WITH OLD AGE -




POSTER FRAMING - Don't fucking quote this poster. No--no goddamnit, what are you doing? NO! NO FUCK YOU! FUCK! YOU!




IT'S ALL PSYCHOLOGICAL - You yell barracuda, everybody says, "Huh? What?"




FIGHTER -




SWEET QUOTES -


TAGS: forum thread quotes crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - October 30, 2010, 10:03 pm, #200386
The tears are from laffin so hard, really! The 5Ls are for my first "tribute" style poster.


SWEET QUOTES -




FAMOUS MISQUOTATIONS - Nah, It's a Dry heat.


TAGS: hindenberg misquote thanks trash
Rating: 4.89/5

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Mongo - August 18, 2010, 2:47 pm, #189901
Amazing! Maybe we should have sold them the damn helium.
Iconoclast - August 18, 2010, 2:05 pm, #189900
I wonder whether those who didn't "get it" may be folks who have never heard the radio broadcast of the event. That is long-ago history and it seems that history is not a big subject in schools - now it is social studies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2010, 11:49 pm, #189834

zing!
pzykosiz - August 17, 2010, 11:47 pm, #189832
neither did the people on the blimp
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2010, 11:45 pm, #189830

Thanks Guys. I wasn't sure how it would go over.
ICEMAN - August 17, 2010, 11:14 pm, #189825
At least you didn't come up with 'a huge manatee'.
agdaniele - August 17, 2010, 9:46 pm, #189821
Unequaled 5L.
TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2010, 9:23 pm, #189816
Amsome. 5L
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 9:13 pm, #189813
I'm schvitzing over here! 5/5
Reality Lord - August 17, 2010, 9:07 pm, #189810
holy shit....awesomeness! how did this one not sweep 5L's??????
spacedog - August 17, 2010, 8:44 pm, #189807
Nice one Moo+.
MyAkGetsShitDone - August 17, 2010, 8:41 pm, #189806
OMFG fukn LMFAO


CARRY ON NURSE -




SWEET QUOTES -


TAGS: forum thread quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.72/5

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Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 11:09 am, #195343

nice one cranky, 5L
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:22 am, #195336
Again, not that I have any particular reason to know that.
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:21 am, #195335
You end up with permanent scarring on your hand. This is especially true if you are throwing your tomcat out the door at 1 in the morning cause he won't shut up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2010, 9:16 am, #195334

What happens if you swing a live cat?
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 8:55 am, #195329
It's been proven that swinging a dead cat results in the tail separating from the body of the cat. You end up with a randomly launched rotting projectile. Please don't ask how I know this.


IT DOESN'T MATTER -




CARRY ON NURSE -




AMBITION -




WHICH'LL IT BE? -


TAGS: movie quotes day
Rating: 4.52/5

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GreyScorpion - March 25, 2010, 12:44 pm, #166790
an all time favorite movie. 5 Roosters


HIGH AND THE MIGHTY - “Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway” - John Wayne




JUST REMEMBER... - No matter where you go, there you are!


TAGS: movie quote assignment
Rating: 4.48/5

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Anonymous2 - March 11, 2010, 12:33 pm, #163881
Buckaroo Banzai FTW!


THAT'S JUST LIKE A REDNECK -


TAGS: with all due respect to sean connery untouchables misquote
Rating: 4.47/5

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Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:51 am, #178731

Nice. 5 Human shields for you!


SWEET QUOTES - Leave the timmies and bombers to us. They're delicious, and you can't have any. - Agdaniele -


TAGS: forum post quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.47/5

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spacedog - August 23, 2010, 1:08 am, #190481
5L
Reality Lord - August 22, 2010, 11:24 pm, #190439
nice 1 cranky.


COLLABORATE -


TAGS: quote nambla unity cause
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - August 29, 2011, 8:31 am, #216223
THis poster was... how do you americans say... sarcastic. Take a deep breath, chuckle at the irony, and be glad that they are allowed to be out in the open.... because forced underground is far more dangerous.
RonE - August 29, 2011, 1:51 am, #216220
If they touch my boy and I'll blow their brains out. F~ the police. Other than that be as free as you like.


AFTERLIFE -


TAGS: issac asimov afterlife quote
Rating: 4.25/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 7:47 pm, #172222

You have quoted my god....Apt!...APT I say!!!
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 7:03 pm, #172187

To true, although none of us will know what we each other look like!
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 6:48 pm, #172180
5Lions face. At least hell is warm and we know people there!


AT NO POINT -




THE RESTING PLACE - A Man May Build Himself A Throne Of Bayonets, But He Cannot Sit On It


TAGS: the resting place thanks aggy for the quote
Rating: 4.25/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:43 am, #183326

Touché
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:42 am, #183325
No. I forget you're not always sober. :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:38 am, #183324

I'm confused.......you're a lesbian??
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:35 am, #183323
The sad thing is, it's true!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:31 am, #183322

LMAO!!!!!! I was just trying to come up with a similar joke...
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:27 am, #183321
You mean he won't even give me the courtesy of pretending to be a (female) lesbian and hitting on me? I'm almost insulted.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:26 am, #183320

GuyFox and Derek are the same person.....he's too lazy to play the "naru" game.
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:11 am, #183319
Guy, Derek was employing what we would call a "pun."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:08 am, #183318

silly Derek wanna be (not something to aspire to)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:07 am, #183317

You completely......Go fuck yourself!
guyfox - July 5, 2010, 1:03 am, #183316
you completely missed the quote
Derek - May 17, 2010, 6:08 am, #176255
It appears to be an "arms" chair


ARTHUR SCHOPENHAUER -


TAGS: quote marriage wedding calendar snakes
Rating: 4.23/5

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Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:44 pm, #193628
I rather suspect sour grapes on Schopenhauer's part


LIVE OR DIE, MAN? - Die. Wrong. Honk!




TOGA! TOGA! - Hell Yeah! Do the "Bluto" with me....




IN THE WORDS OF NEIL GAIMEN -


TAGS: good omens fantastic book quote
Rating: 4.15/5

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GySgt1811 - March 11, 2011, 2:17 am, #214023
If you see him, spit in his eye for me...


"THEY COULD BE MILES OFF COURSE" - "That's impossible! They're on instruments"


TAGS: airplane quote had this one
Rating: 4.12/5

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GySgt1811 - March 10, 2011, 4:24 pm, #213981
"They could be Miles, of course. Nonsense, the trumpeter's Dizzy." 5 in 4/4.


LIKE MAPLE SYRUP -


TAGS: marchallenge movie quotes i actually like canada
Rating: 4.05/5

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CANADA - March 9, 2010, 1:59 pm, #163443
LMAO! 5L
Densaku - March 9, 2010, 11:34 am, #163430
Other oozes from the north?...James Cameron & JACK-FM radio brand.
MO - March 9, 2010, 9:48 am, #163423
Love this for soooo many reasons. 5 maple lickers!


GOODNIGHT RALPH - Goodnight Sam See you tomorrow




"HEY YOU KIDS..." -


TAGS: another misquote i see
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 3:56 pm, #161263
I think we straightened that all out in the tag line...
Airman - March 1, 2010, 3:52 pm, #161262
you're right LD.. I think Bone mis-heard. you have the copyright.. or Clint
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 3:50 pm, #161261
Mr Wilson MO
MO - March 1, 2010, 1:23 pm, #161251
I'm confused! Who owns the copyright?
Airman - March 1, 2010, 12:07 pm, #161243
damn right
LogicDude - March 1, 2010, 11:12 am, #161236
*AHEM* I really shouldn't have to say anything here.


MOTIFAKES -




TELL MICHAEL - it was only business


TAGS: gotta have abe on movie quote day
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - March 9, 2010, 5:49 pm, #163473
5 sleeps with the fishes.
BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 4:02 pm, #163461
Gotta love Abe! 5 see ya in Barney Miller Poodles


OH SHIT -


TAGS: ghost busters movie quote day
Rating: 3.92/5

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BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:36 pm, #163453
5 marshmallow poodles


OVINAPHOBIA -


TAGS: sheep fear quote
Rating: 3.86/5

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culos - December 1, 2010, 8:51 am, #204966
Pity it's not goats. Hammy would have thought he'd died and gone to heaven!


I GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS... - Where the hell is DATELINE?




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