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Quote Demotivational Poster

ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde

TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.15/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it



TAGS: life time female joke quote double entende password virus free
Rating: 3.82/5

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bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:55 pm
Im more worried about how much spam is in it


TAGS: mer 9 movie quotes clockwork orange
Rating: 4/5

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Donkasaurus - December 10, 2010, 9:24 am
I'm singin' in the rain...5L
TokinFire - December 10, 2010, 5:04 am
Real mo-fukkin' horrowshow, oh my brother.
whatukno - June 3, 2010, 3:52 am
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.
TokinFire - March 10, 2010, 10:47 pm
Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Godammit. Oh, excellent poster, oh my brother.
thatonechick - March 9, 2010, 6:21 pm
5 rehabilitations for A Clockwork Orange.


TAGS: monty python movie quote a day late
Rating: 4.25/5

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agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 9:42 pm
Well, how'd she become lady of the lake? 5L

GODZILLA - "It is in the interest of the commonwealth of mankind that there should be someone who is unconquered. . ." - Seneca

WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD - Deep down all Blues Men are angels



TAGS: seagulls blues brothers quote
Rating: 4.19/5

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agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:27 pm
Daaaaaaa gulz.
forseti - September 22, 2010, 5:13 pm
"goon" fits pretty well ;)



JUDGE SMAILS - "Well, the world needs ditch diggers too!"

TAGS: movie quotes caddyshack
Rating: 3/5

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GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:49 pm
Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:47 pm
It's easy to grin when your ship comes in
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:41 pm
5 Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.



TAGS: yoko quote funny cubby
Rating: 4.61/5

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Alfredogarcia - November 18, 2010, 9:18 pm
I thought Yoko Ono was a man??
agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 11:10 pm
hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 11:08 pm
Me, I actually make a joke out of it by saying "Atten hut!"
culos - October 5, 2010, 4:10 am
Aren't all British men????
agdaniele - October 5, 2010, 1:16 am
John Lennon was gay?
animeenthusiast - October 5, 2010, 12:34 am
Hate Yoko Ono, love Yoko Matsugane.
AdmiralAckbar - October 4, 2010, 10:26 pm
I took a dump and not only was it better looking that Yoko it had a better singing voice.
rerun - October 4, 2010, 8:56 pm
my left shoe is better looking than Yoko
Cubbybear - October 4, 2010, 8:55 pm
Note...Better looking than Yoko



TAGS: mar 9 movie quotes blazing saddles
Rating: 4.36/5

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Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:26 pm
lol 5/5
Bartimaeus - March 30, 2010, 2:25 pm
Are you saying I'm a...grass pilot?
Hasbunmb - March 10, 2010, 2:35 pm
Baby please, I am not from Havana!
Airman - March 9, 2010, 6:46 pm
5 Schnitzengrubens LOL
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 6:29 pm
And you're cheifly at fault for it, Grey!!!
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:25 pm
"what?!? the moderators are queer?"...;). 5L


TAGS: sharks reciting i am a nice shark not a mindless eating machine if i am to change this image i must first change myself people are friends not food so i misquoted nemo
Rating: 4.87/5

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jameswnash - October 10, 2010, 8:23 pm
5 nibbles for Bruce!





TAGS: life time human nature good evil jekyll hyde quote
Rating: 3.39/5

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Musashi - February 17, 2010, 12:14 am
Love it, great book, better show, and it's the only reason i have ever watched BBC-A


TAGS: roast a n00b day not gonna babysit this one alien vs predator quote iceman
Rating: 4.64/5

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TehOz - March 17, 2011, 1:31 am
LOLZ! fantastic!


TAGS: life time human nature history learn death people choice jihad nazi injustice oppressor quote
Rating: 3.58/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 3:53 pm
Hitler was not a Jew but his father was. There is no such thing as a half Jew. Hitler killed everyone that opposed him. Stalin killed more than hitler did. Either way if something is not done about numb nuts in Iran we could all have issues.


TAGS: life time cheerleader costume evil girl sexy fishnet stocking try never before comic con mae west quote
Rating: 3.42/5

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redhdsrbst - February 26, 2010, 12:07 pm
Why choose? Double the pleasure and the fun. :D



TAGS: life time female joke shirt quote reward rolex sex bitch priceless
Rating: 2.53/5

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rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:27 pm
wear a "Folex", after you bang her she will tell you she used to be a man.
JLBachs - March 29, 2010, 7:37 pm
Timex maybe...........

ANONYMOUS - Dude really said some profound stuff.



TAGS: the new guy quote highschool
Rating: 4.61/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 1:10 pm

Amsome. 5L

TRUE FRIEND - Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's much too dark to read

TAGS: groucho marx quote happy birthday
Rating: 4.58/5

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MilDoc - March 17, 2011, 4:12 pm
I stand corrected. Thx IP!
IllicoPresto - March 11, 2011, 11:38 pm
Actually, Grouch Marx said it.
MilDoc - March 11, 2011, 12:55 pm
Nice Mark Twain quote.


GO AHEAD...MAKE MY DAY - I'm sure they made your day too! Go Team Moose-knuckle

TAGS: movie quotes
Rating: 4.19/5

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booger13 - March 28, 2010, 5:48 pm
@ Cubby , ill give u the 2 on the outside, but the 3 cougers are mines =] and dont worry , ill have 911 on speed dial if u dont show up in a week XD// 5L,btw

SWEET QUOTES - If you can't take a joke... STAY OFF THE INTERNET. - Moooooooooooooooo -

TAGS: forum thread post quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.13/5

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crankyhead - July 30, 2010, 10:27 pm
I forgive you TTH.
TheTrashHeap - July 30, 2010, 9:40 pm
This is obviously a tank. Yup, big ole tank. Take your own advice. PS. Tankity tank tank tank Tankarooo!

CANS - He hates these cans

TAGS: movie quotes
Rating: 3.83/5

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Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 4:23 pm
All I need is this chair...
agdaniele - March 10, 2010, 3:42 am
Great line!

DO YOU FEEL LUCKY...WELL DO YA PUNK? - I ain't that lucky...I will catch something


THIS MAN - Is not John Lennon. and now, for something completely different...

1776 - I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace; that two are called a law firm, and that three or more become a Congress!

TAGS: john adams movie quotes
Rating: 4.54/5

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MustyK - March 11, 2010, 4:39 am
Too true Captain....either that or they become the Aussie Labor Government. LOL Well done with the poster 5L's
Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 12:31 pm
I like it!
lesterinside - March 10, 2010, 12:28 am
5 fat pork barrel for my captain!!!
Treehodger - March 9, 2010, 11:51 pm
I had to read that three times to get it. Reading and math should never go together. Lol, but still nice one.


TAGS: life time woman pregnancy problem surprise joke sex quote
Rating: 3.6/5

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LogicDude - January 28, 2010, 3:36 pm
I'd hit it! Wait...I think I already did.


HEY PAUL! - Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you fucking stupid bastard! You FUCKING BASTARD!

TAGS: guess the movie quote
Rating: 3.36/5

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Fatt Matt - March 10, 2010, 4:54 pm
American Psycho FTW! +5 I have to return some videotapes.
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 1:12 am
I never liked that movie



GOVERNMENT - "...is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." --Ronald Reagan

QUOTE MINING - When removing from context is the only way to make your case deleted deleted



IMPORTANCE - Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it. Especially, if we can watch it on YouTube.


TAGS: usual suspects movie quote day
Rating: 4.21/5

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Reality Lord - July 1, 2010, 4:31 pm
poster was nice dude but the comeback.....lmfao,.
fred - March 13, 2010, 11:04 pm
ad hominem attack? So persuasive!
Faceplant31 - March 12, 2010, 6:15 pm

Wow Fred, thanks for clearing that up. Go back to beatin off to the Lord of the Rings. Thanks
fred - March 12, 2010, 5:43 pm
Oh noes! Be afraid of the mythical pretty man! Oh wait, that's right, I'm not retarded. I see this image, with the non-human pupil, refers to the forest god, demonified by the Church in their competition against the main opposition in Europe.


TAGS: pizza hutt leno quote cubby
Rating: 4.11/5

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Tarapin - April 5, 2011, 9:39 pm
RIP Dom DeLuise.
agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 9:47 pm
Sound logic. Pizza the Hut!




TAGS: we own the night movie quote day
Rating: 3.95/5

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BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:39 pm
I hear ya man...but 5 Poodles is a good number to work with

E.T. PHONE HOME.... - Too bad he was put on hold

W.C. FIELDS - “If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.”


MAN'S BEST FRIEND - Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend ...inside a dog it's too dark to read

TAGS: man s best friend logic dude quote
Rating: 3.2/5

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GySgt1811 - April 18, 2010, 5:14 pm
Shame on you...go apologize to Graucho!

YOU MUST FIGHT THEM DJ - Every day they will test you! Every day they will PUSH you to the BRINK.

PRESIDENTIAL HUMOR - "Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement." Ronald Reagan, at a press conference

TAGS: ronald reagan politics press conference homur republican republicans quotes
Rating: 3.13/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 4:12 am

You're still not funny









POSTER FRAMING - Don't fucking quote this poster. No--no goddamnit, what are you doing? NO! NO FUCK YOU! FUCK! YOU!

IT'S ALL PSYCHOLOGICAL - You yell barracuda, everybody says, "Huh? What?"



TAGS: forum thread quotes crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - October 30, 2010, 10:03 pm
The tears are from laffin so hard, really! The 5Ls are for my first "tribute" style poster.


FAMOUS MISQUOTATIONS - Nah, It's a Dry heat.

TAGS: hindenberg misquote thanks trash
Rating: 4.89/5

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Mongo - August 18, 2010, 2:47 pm
Amazing! Maybe we should have sold them the damn helium.
Iconoclast - August 18, 2010, 2:05 pm
I wonder whether those who didn't "get it" may be folks who have never heard the radio broadcast of the event. That is long-ago history and it seems that history is not a big subject in schools - now it is social studies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2010, 11:49 pm

pzykosiz - August 17, 2010, 11:47 pm
neither did the people on the blimp
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2010, 11:45 pm

Thanks Guys. I wasn't sure how it would go over.
ICEMAN - August 17, 2010, 11:14 pm
At least you didn't come up with 'a huge manatee'.
agdaniele - August 17, 2010, 9:46 pm
Unequaled 5L.
TheTrashHeap - August 17, 2010, 9:23 pm
Amsome. 5L
Bartimaeus - August 17, 2010, 9:13 pm
I'm schvitzing over here! 5/5
Reality Lord - August 17, 2010, 9:07 pm
holy shit....awesomeness! how did this one not sweep 5L's??????
spacedog - August 17, 2010, 8:44 pm
Nice one Moo+.
MyAkGetsShitDone - August 17, 2010, 8:41 pm




TAGS: forum thread quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.72/5

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Faceplant31 - September 24, 2010, 11:09 am

nice one cranky, 5L
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:22 am
Again, not that I have any particular reason to know that.
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:21 am
You end up with permanent scarring on your hand. This is especially true if you are throwing your tomcat out the door at 1 in the morning cause he won't shut up.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2010, 9:16 am

What happens if you swing a live cat?
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 8:55 am
It's been proven that swinging a dead cat results in the tail separating from the body of the cat. You end up with a randomly launched rotting projectile. Please don't ask how I know this.




TAGS: movie quotes day
Rating: 4.52/5

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GreyScorpion - March 25, 2010, 12:44 pm
an all time favorite movie. 5 Roosters

HIGH AND THE MIGHTY - “Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway” - John Wayne

JUST REMEMBER... - No matter where you go, there you are!

TAGS: movie quote assignment
Rating: 4.48/5

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Anonymous2 - March 11, 2010, 12:33 pm
Buckaroo Banzai FTW!


TAGS: with all due respect to sean connery untouchables misquote
Rating: 4.47/5

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Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:51 am

Nice. 5 Human shields for you!

SWEET QUOTES - Leave the timmies and bombers to us. They're delicious, and you can't have any. - Agdaniele -

TAGS: forum post quotes crankyhead
Rating: 4.47/5

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spacedog - August 23, 2010, 1:08 am
Reality Lord - August 22, 2010, 11:24 pm
nice 1 cranky.


TAGS: quote nambla unity cause
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - August 29, 2011, 8:31 am
THis poster was... how do you americans say... sarcastic. Take a deep breath, chuckle at the irony, and be glad that they are allowed to be out in the open.... because forced underground is far more dangerous.
RonE - August 29, 2011, 1:51 am
If they touch my boy and I'll blow their brains out. F~ the police. Other than that be as free as you like.


TAGS: issac asimov afterlife quote
Rating: 4.25/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 7:47 pm

You have quoted my god....Apt!...APT I say!!!
Faceplant31 - April 19, 2010, 7:03 pm

To true, although none of us will know what we each other look like!
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 6:48 pm
5Lions face. At least hell is warm and we know people there!


THE RESTING PLACE - A Man May Build Himself A Throne Of Bayonets, But He Cannot Sit On It

TAGS: the resting place thanks aggy for the quote
Rating: 4.25/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:43 am

Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:42 am
No. I forget you're not always sober. :p
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:38 am

I'm confused.......you're a lesbian??
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:35 am
The sad thing is, it's true!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:31 am

LMAO!!!!!! I was just trying to come up with a similar joke...
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:27 am
You mean he won't even give me the courtesy of pretending to be a (female) lesbian and hitting on me? I'm almost insulted.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:26 am

GuyFox and Derek are the same person.....he's too lazy to play the "naru" game.
Claire - July 5, 2010, 1:11 am
Guy, Derek was employing what we would call a "pun."
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:08 am

silly Derek wanna be (not something to aspire to)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 5, 2010, 1:07 am

You completely......Go fuck yourself!
guyfox - July 5, 2010, 1:03 am
you completely missed the quote
Derek - May 17, 2010, 6:08 am
It appears to be an "arms" chair


TAGS: quote marriage wedding calendar snakes
Rating: 4.23/5

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Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:44 pm
I rather suspect sour grapes on Schopenhauer's part

LIVE OR DIE, MAN? - Die. Wrong. Honk!

TOGA! TOGA! - Hell Yeah! Do the "Bluto" with me....


TAGS: good omens fantastic book quote
Rating: 4.15/5

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GySgt1811 - March 11, 2011, 2:17 am
If you see him, spit in his eye for me...

"THEY COULD BE MILES OFF COURSE" - "That's impossible! They're on instruments"

TAGS: airplane quote had this one
Rating: 4.12/5

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GySgt1811 - March 10, 2011, 4:24 pm
"They could be Miles, of course. Nonsense, the trumpeter's Dizzy." 5 in 4/4.


TAGS: marchallenge movie quotes i actually like canada
Rating: 4.05/5

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CANADA - March 9, 2010, 1:59 pm
Densaku - March 9, 2010, 11:34 am
Other oozes from the north?...James Cameron & JACK-FM radio brand.
MO - March 9, 2010, 9:48 am
Love this for soooo many reasons. 5 maple lickers!

GOODNIGHT RALPH - Goodnight Sam See you tomorrow


TAGS: another misquote i see
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 3:56 pm
I think we straightened that all out in the tag line...
Airman - March 1, 2010, 3:52 pm
you're right LD.. I think Bone mis-heard. you have the copyright.. or Clint
BoneCD - March 1, 2010, 3:50 pm
Mr Wilson MO
MO - March 1, 2010, 1:23 pm
I'm confused! Who owns the copyright?
Airman - March 1, 2010, 12:07 pm
damn right
LogicDude - March 1, 2010, 11:12 am
*AHEM* I really shouldn't have to say anything here.


TELL MICHAEL - it was only business

TAGS: gotta have abe on movie quote day
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - March 9, 2010, 5:49 pm
5 sleeps with the fishes.
BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 4:02 pm
Gotta love Abe! 5 see ya in Barney Miller Poodles


TAGS: ghost busters movie quote day
Rating: 3.92/5

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BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:36 pm
5 marshmallow poodles


TAGS: sheep fear quote
Rating: 3.86/5

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culos - December 1, 2010, 8:51 am
Pity it's not goats. Hammy would have thought he'd died and gone to heaven!